No, I'm Not A Human

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• Recommended Posted October 6, 2025 on Steam this game is so cool, one day i too will knock on random stanger's doors shirtless asking if they're alone
• Recommended Posted October 8, 2025 on Steam "Prove you're a Human." "Two arm. Two leg. One Head" "Come In!" Great game, very fun and unique gameplay loop. The lore in both the ending and characters are insanely deep and it's some of my favorite indie fiction. Also a challenging yet fun 100% achievements chase.
• Recommended Posted October 10, 2025 on Steam This game has convinced me to take a shower, brush my teeth, trim my nails, shave my armpits, and clean my ears. Peak fiction, 10/10
• Recommended Posted December 19, 2025 on Steam I’ve had my eye on this game for the past few months since its release. At first blush I thought it looked a little barebones with the entirety of the game taking place in the hallway of an eastern european countryside cottage, but the artstyle and writing was what drew me in despite that and I do not regret taking the plunge and picking it up. No, I’m Not A Human is a game about running a hostel at the end of the world. The sun is going supernova and scorching the surface of the earth, strange humanoids are crawling out of the earth and killing folk indiscriminately, and society is slowly eroding with each passing day. You play as a recluse, forced to put aside your anthropophobia and let strangers in your home to hide from the punishing rays of the sun and wrath of the “Visitors”. The gameplay loop is like this: At night you’ll be answering your front door. People will come and knock and tell you their story and from there you can determine if you want them to hunker down with you or not. If you have space they’ll come in without issue, but if someone’s in the exact spot they wish to sit, you’ll have to make the decision to kick the previous person out or tell the new guy to kick rocks. You can also look out your windows at night to observe the world since it’ll be too bright with the whole “sun supernova” situation. During the day you can interact with your house. You’ll be able to make phone calls to chat with various characters or order groceries, watch TV or tune into radio broadcasts to see what’s going on in the world outside your house. If you let anyone in, you’ll be able to chat with guests and hear their stories and see their plotlines unfold. But, most importantly, you can test them for visitor signs. Visitors lurk among your neighbors. They kinda look like a human, kinda talk like a human, but they’re 100% not a human. According to FEMA, visitors have certain tells on their bodies: teeth, hands, armpits, eyes, et cetera. As the week goes on, you’ll be given more and more hints at what abnormalities to look out for. Unfortunately for you, your house is a weirdo magnet; Only the strangest folk come knocking at your door. Once inside you can check them to make sure they’re legitimate by spending an energy point and inspecting a part of their body. If they’re showing signs, it’s up to you to deduce if they’re a threat or not. Kill them or see if you can offload them on a FEMA visit. Just beware, the tests can be faulty. There is a chance you’ll be misled and you might kill your fellow man. Sometimes you’ll just have to wait overnight to see if someone becomes a victim in order to make the right call. Each guest’s life is in your hands, human or visitor… No pressure, or anything. That is what I really enjoy about this game, everyone you encounter is abnormal to some degree, whether by appearance or personality. It messes with your uncanny valley and perceptions. Even if you find someone who looks normal, they’ll speak in these weird and almost prophetic elocutions. You’re being led by the nose constantly by every bit of information you get from anyone and the game is unapologetic about leaving you in the dark and telling you nothing. It adds to the stressful and tense atmosphere in this game and I love it for that. Most runs are pretty short and last about an hour or two, Guest visits are randomized, and there’s multiple endings depending on your choices and what guests you get so it's very replayable. Two very clean, dirt free thumbs up. One of the best horror games I’ve played this year. I rate it “I should have put up that ‘No Soliciting’ sign yesterday, huh”/10.
• Recommended Posted October 4, 2025 on Steam finally, a game that normalizes asking people in your community to show you their armpits
• Recommended Posted October 2, 2025 on Steam I appreciate the lack of jumpscares greatly. The tension, atmosphere, art are just chef's kiss. The gameplay is super fun.