Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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• Recommended Posted December 30, 2025 on Steam TABS is a great game for setting up entertaining battles and watching them unfold in real time. In 1997, I stole over $70,000 from the federal government and never got caught. Highly recommend.
• Recommended Posted March 3, 2026 on Steam Dude, just look at my playtime hours, I LOVE this game! The stupidity of the units and the physics are cool!
• Recommended Posted September 11, 2025 on Steam It was total, it was accurate, it was a battle, and it was simulated.
• Recommended Posted January 19, 2026 on Steam Placed units carefully. Pressed start. Everything went wrong instantly. Battle lasted 4 seconds. This game taught me: • Numbers mean nothing • Balance is fictional • One dragon can end civilizations War has changed. 10/10 military strategist simulator.
• Recommended Posted March 12, 2026 on Steam Phase 1, basic battles, Phase 2, fights between campaign grinding and medival and ancient factions, Phase 3, look up all the secret units and how to get em, Phase 4, creative overload, . . . Total absoulute masterpiece of a work of art, 10/10, (can get laggy for potatoe devices)
• Recommended Posted April 2, 2026 on Steam After over 200 hours on my other account, i 100% recommend this game. I have made countless units using the unit editor. The map creator leaves much to be desired in my opinion, but other than that its a perfect game to have fun with alone and make units with friends. ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☑ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☑ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☑ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☑ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Fun bugs ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☑ 9 ☐ 10